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From the Inbox:...... by Blindman 2005-03-15 08:36:08
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible.."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least...........

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

sources unknown....
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  Or my favorite: by nin_man2005-03-15 08:37:47
    or one that doesn't shop. period. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 08:57:29
  I've actually done a few of those. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 08:56:03
    Um.. why? by corvus_one2005-03-15 09:06:12
      I got us kicked out of a walmart. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 09:08:39
        So you can't by corvus_one2005-03-15 09:13:59
          I was twenty. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 09:19:18
    Were you ever a summer camp by mother.nature2005-03-15 18:01:59
  that list is so out of date by Freakazoid2005-03-15 09:26:34
    The Super Walmart I used to go to a lot by shorty822005-03-15 09:30:47
      Same here. Even the regular ones. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 09:35:59
      been a little bit since I wandered the store by Freakazoid2005-03-15 09:36:55
  16. Hack the computers to to scroll "I am a fish" (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2005-03-15 10:13:06
    Done that. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-15 10:37:40
      seriously... by dennismv2005-03-15 21:19:58

 

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