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Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by Freespirit 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Good morning, UFies, and {{{ALL}}}

*takes key from under the doormat*
*locks cokish in the basement for a change*

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:
Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

*places self serve sign on the counter*
[ Reply ]
  Ack! No caffeine?! by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:36:39
    Some mint tea then? by Freespirit2005-03-15 00:38:09
      Keep in mind that I want to wake up by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:40:15
  Good Morning by noos2005-03-15 00:39:10
    It's self-serve... and there's no caffeine! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:41:00
      *throws caffeine brick* by Freespirit2005-03-15 00:42:14
        Phew... by noos2005-03-15 00:44:11
    Krikkert is awfully busy atm by Freespirit2005-03-15 00:41:21
      Ah okey by noos2005-03-15 00:45:28
  Opens up illiblows in the Basement by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *locks the basement door* by noos2005-03-15 00:46:16
      But I've got chocolate cookies in here by Cokish2005-03-15 00:49:24
        Uhm uhm uhm by noos2005-03-15 00:53:22
      *Sneaks in to unlock fellow Dutchie* by klar_at_work2005-03-15 01:13:36
        Hmm send in... by Freespirit2005-03-15 01:17:16
          I weigh too much for you to simply push me ... by klar_at_work2005-03-15 01:49:01
            Heh by Freespirit2005-03-15 01:53:24
              What area of the Lowlands? (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-03-15 02:46:52
                Amsterdam by Freespirit2005-03-15 03:17:03
                  Delft :) by klar_at_work2005-03-15 03:30:13
                    I might run into him someday by Freespirit2005-03-15 03:40:24
  *eats cokish and sneaks out of basement* by RoyIreson2005-03-15 00:47:27
    *lights torch* by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:48:32
      *puts on uber sunglasses* by RoyIreson2005-03-15 00:50:39
        But you ate cokish! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:51:42
          yeah but cokish locked me in basement by RoyIreson2005-03-15 00:52:54
            Oh. Well that's okay then. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 00:53:57
              Can do! by RoyIreson2005-03-15 00:56:02
            *blegh* by Cokish2005-03-15 01:00:02
              *joins cokish, lights cigarette* by RoyIreson2005-03-15 01:03:40
    (From within RI's Belly) You Are Tha Grue! (n/t) by Cokish2005-03-15 00:52:15
  Morning! by syren2005-03-15 01:02:00
    Mmm... toast... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 01:03:33
      You can't study without food in your belly. by syren2005-03-15 01:12:12
        Dining hall isn't open at 4 am... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 01:33:01
          Then shouldn't you be asleep? (n/t) by syren2005-03-15 01:39:47
            I went to sleep at 8:30 pm... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 01:41:30
              Ahh...exams stress. by syren2005-03-15 01:45:45
                2 hours. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 01:54:07
                  want to be eaten? by RoyIreson2005-03-15 01:59:03
                    I'll pass, thanks. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 02:00:00
    Oh can I ask a quick question by noos2005-03-15 01:11:00
      well.. by Freespirit2005-03-15 01:13:28
      I don't know anymore. by syren2005-03-15 01:14:25
        Oh by noos2005-03-15 01:31:53
          You weren't to know love. by syren2005-03-15 01:39:11
            Oh oke by noos2005-03-15 02:16:54
  I really really miss Starbucks now ... :( by klar_at_work2005-03-15 03:31:14
    "You can't put a price on caffeine." by jmaxsohmer2005-03-15 04:04:56

 

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