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Prediction Thread	by SnappingTurtle	2006-11-19 12:55:59
I will take photos of the UF servers.	by Myke	2005-03-10 16:11:50
Are they currently on fire?	by LionsPhil	2005-03-10 16:32:56
To make sure that they are?	by Esteis	2005-03-10 16:36:28
BeOS system information API joke.	by LionsPhil	2005-03-10 16:45:24
It defines a few handy functions in `be/kernel/OS.h` (from the docs): `int32 is_computer_on(void)` Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn't on, the value returned by this function is undefined. `double is_computer_on_fire(void)` Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. If the computer isn't on fire, the function returns some other value.
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