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I just got this in an email by ShadoCat2005-03-08 13:52:07
  Another word of warning: by Peace_man2005-03-08 14:42:42
    All of you are wrong. by JPaganel 2005-03-08 14:47:40
We all know that Heart Disease is the #1 cause of death in the U.S. But think hard about this:

In Japan, they've got a diet that is low in fat and they have less heart disease than the US.

In France, the diet is very high in fat, and they also have less heart disease than in the US.

In India, almost nobody drinks red wine and the heart disease rate is lower than in the US.

But in Spain, everybody drinks too much red wine and sure enough they have less heart disease than the US.

Algeria has the lowest sexual activity rate, and they've got less heart disease than in the US.

But Brazil has the highest sexual activity rate and sure enough,the heart disease ratio is lower than in the US.

Drink, eat and make merry all you want. It's speaking English that kills you.
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      Or, just maybe, by LionsPhil2005-03-08 14:50:56
        You mean to say by JPaganel2005-03-08 14:57:59
          Sure they do! by LionsPhil2005-03-08 15:08:21
      Obviously, it is living in the US that kills. by Peace_man2005-03-08 15:06:11

 

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