| Was a condom. At the risk of going into the realm of TMI, we were having an exuberant evening and broke it. Child 2 was planned (seven years later). Child 3 was the low hormone birth control pills. Apparantly the dosage was too low, but at higher dosages the wife sprouted horns, a tail, and carried a pitch fork with her at all times. The docs tried her on the low hormone stuff and it no worky. She had her tubes tied after the last one. I volunteered to go under the knife myself, but being the practical person that she is said "Naw...They'll be in there anyway, I'll just do it." (All three kids were C-sections). | 
