I was doing some theatre-type prosthetics, and had to do several headcasts. At the time, I didn't know that Vaseline was stored next to the baby stuff, so I asked the pharmacist, a cute Asian girl. She looked me in the eye and told me I should use a water based lubricant with condoms - even though I wasn't BUYING condoms there.
So, as I'm waiting in line with a pair of scissors, several pairs of latex gloves, and a tub of Vaseline, some large matron-ish woman steps into line behind me, and also has to tell me that I should be using a water based lubricant.
I've been thinking over what I _wish_ I had said to the pharmacist for 10 minutes, so I turn around, look at her, and say "I don't make them wear those things!"
She moved away into another checkout line.
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