| Adventures in Shopping - The Pregnancy Test. |
by wtfunkymonkey |
2005-03-08 10:24:51 |
A friend of mine needed a pregnancy test. So we go to the drug store and grab the test, just for kicks and giggles I grab a box of klenex, a jar of hot fudge, and a vat of crisco.
The check out lady rings up the pregnancy test, looks up at us with a sheepish look on her face and continues the transaction. She get's this confused look on her face due to the oddity of the items I'm buying.
"The pregnancy test is for her."
"Right, I figured."
"Yea, and so is the klenex. Just in case it comes back positive."
"Ah."
"And the rest is for me in case it doesn't." |
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so are you gonna be a father yet? (n/t) | by shminux | 2005-03-08 10:26:33 |
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*shudders* | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 10:39:17 |
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There's always the 100% effective contraceptive. | by Evil_Minion | 2005-03-08 10:57:28 |
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Of course. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 11:04:34 |
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your evil (n/t) | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 10:28:12 |
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you're* | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 10:41:34 |
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*smack* | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 10:44:01 |
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sure ye were lassie. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 10:51:31 |
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cackLEs :-) | by particle_canine | 2005-03-08 11:28:10 |
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That's beautifully genius (n/t) | by AncientOne | 2005-03-08 10:30:50 |
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Similar occurance | by DesertRat66 | 2005-03-08 10:33:57 |
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reads like a MasterCard ad :) (n/t) | by shminux | 2005-03-08 10:35:03 |
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Oooo! I'm going to have to try that. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 10:40:11 |
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I should KNOW not to drink and srf here | by plblark | 2005-03-08 10:36:29 |
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Oh, the poor guy (n/t) | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 10:42:12 |
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I'd have paid to have that on video. | by plblark | 2005-03-08 11:02:29 |
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Last time I went shopping for such things... | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 11:14:33 |
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tsk tsk tsk | by rogue1971 | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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WAV WARNING! | by dodrian | 2005-03-08 10:46:17 |
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oops sory :o( (n/t) | by rogue1971 | 2005-03-08 10:48:07 |
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That's alright. | by dodrian | 2005-03-08 12:09:35 |
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That's how I know if I've had a good day ;-P (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 11:03:07 |
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you mean when I post the wicked monkey wav? (n/t) | by rogue1971 | 2005-03-08 11:13:47 |
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Yup. It makes my day. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 11:21:32 |
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I shal have to do that more often then:o) (n/t) | by rogue1971 | 2005-03-08 11:22:19 |
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My condom stories | by thread_killer | 2005-03-08 11:03:25 |
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HAHA! | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 11:06:12 |
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No idea | by thread_killer | 2005-03-08 11:08:55 |
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and wear warm socks, or you can catch cold :) (n/t | by shminux | 2005-03-08 11:16:17 |
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How do you know my Mom?? (n/t) | by thread_killer | 2005-03-08 11:18:17 |
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they all share that mysterious for us | by shminux | 2005-03-08 11:22:07 |
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Hah! | by AshyRaine | 2005-03-08 11:08:22 |
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Probably sniffing it | by thread_killer | 2005-03-08 11:09:28 |
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Well, one big problem is if it doesn't stay on | by particle_canine | 2005-03-08 11:23:01 |
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as a backup for duct tape? | by shminux | 2005-03-08 11:25:04 |
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I took my daughter to the drug store | by TrogL | 2005-03-08 11:43:29 |
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You are a cool dad. | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:01:41 |
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Consider yourself lucky | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 12:22:58 |
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Other feminine items... | by esbita | 2005-03-08 11:44:00 |
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"PMS and a knife"? :) (n/t) | by shminux | 2005-03-08 11:55:10 |
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"But it was on SALE!" | by esbita | 2005-03-08 12:04:05 |
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Try this on for size | by voxwoman | 2005-03-08 12:14:00 |
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You should be ashamed | by thread_killer | 2005-03-08 12:34:31 |
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nice! (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:38:12 |
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Ha! Could have been worse. | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:39:03 |
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"Take the beam out of your eye..." | by esbita | 2005-03-08 13:12:21 |
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HOW can a "known pedophile" still be a priest? | by DIVINAR2 | 2005-03-08 15:09:12 |
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He's Catholic maybe. | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 15:21:52 |
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Interesting, considering . . . | by HadEnuf | 2005-03-08 21:42:58 |
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Considering that there have been Several | by BloodyViking | 2005-03-09 06:15:35 |
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My sense of humor must be low today... | by OnDemand | 2005-03-08 12:17:35 |
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Do you know what Crisco is? | by dodrian | 2005-03-08 12:24:32 |
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Don't forget the hot fudge. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:39:34 |
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<Deleted> | <Deleted> | 2005-03-08 13:02:20 |
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Yeah, I'd want my FYOS to read that. (n/t) | by Spud31 | 2005-03-08 12:42:22 |
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Hmm, good point. Sorry. (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:51:25 |
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MODS | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:52:13 |
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Moderated as requested (n/t) | by Nea | 2005-03-08 13:02:32 |
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how late was she? | by shuriken | 2005-03-08 12:26:09 |
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Almost a month | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:37:32 |
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A few years ago... | by DIVINAR2 | 2005-03-08 12:42:04 |
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Heh, ads by google are amusing on that page. (n/t) | by dodrian | 2005-03-08 12:49:46 |
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Friend of a Friend's story | by mortaine | 2005-03-08 12:53:32 |
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Ooo! BURN! (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 12:56:53 |
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lol, poor guy (n/t) | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 13:05:56 |
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The really nasty version: | by toxin | 2005-03-08 13:33:25 |
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OOOOOO! (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-08 13:36:59 |
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oooh evil (n/t) | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-08 14:17:57 |
