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| Thoughts for Valentine Day! From the inbox |
by Electric Storm |
2005-02-14 21:03:26 |
Since today is Valentines Day, how about some ramblings
on the subject of love...
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
*When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders
why.
* My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
* A husband said to his wife,
"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law
better than I like mine."
* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have
whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets
double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK,
give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
* The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say
he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in
the microwave.
* Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
* How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way
to get your laundry done.
* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
* A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the
house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I
wouldn't be here."
* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
report it because the thief was spending less than his wife
did.
* Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once.
* Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading
between the lines.
* Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing
your parachute
* Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
* First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy:
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
* Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
* Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year,
they both speak and the neighbors listen.
* When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
* Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.
* Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality
of life.
* Marriage is a three ring circus:
- engagement ring
- wedding ring
- suffering
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Very clever... (n/t) | by thephilosifer | 2005-02-14 21:28:17 |
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A tad one-sided, maybe? | by DerSarek | 2005-02-14 23:36:30 |
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