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Ever cooked a dinner that leaves a woman	by toxin	2005-02-14 08:34:12
in tears? She was feeling the love. She cried. Well, she insisted that it was a very good dinner... last in a series of very good dinners. Pita bread with - portion of smoked salmon fillet (alder-smoked, aka Indian Candy) - cauliflower, steamed with oregano and dusted with parmesan (sorry only Kraft is available) - Lemon-Dill ceviche of scallops - smoked salmon in ricotta spread - guacamole (gentle and rich) - cranberry sauce mixed with blueberry syrup and raspberry vinegar - portobello mushroom with camellized onion in cream sauce and a orange-lime-cranberry juice drink. Add candles and hug gently. There is something to be said for a woman crying tears of joy as she lies beside you on the bed for an hour. She has decided it is not a competition. I cook better than she does, because I love to cook for her. Realizing that she does not have to make it a competition means that she can just take the love and snuggle into a happy place. And all is good!
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Awwwwwwwww. (n/t)	by DShade	2005-02-14 08:36:13
It might not be a competition between you and her,	by pSYCHOi3OY	2005-02-14 08:38:48
I get ingredients on trips out. Leave with one bag	by toxin	2005-02-14 08:55:39
Why would one carry fish in one's luggage? (n/t)	by nix	2005-02-14 10:27:07
It would be too cold on my lap. (n/t)	by toxin	2005-02-14 10:33:10
airlines wont typically allow you	by gibuu	2005-02-14 11:21:48
Ummm... yes....	by foredeck	2005-02-14 08:39:47
yup. good menu there	by unjust	2005-02-14 08:48:33
Remembers toxin's vocation	by LionsPhil	2005-02-14 09:16:17

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