| From the inbox...kids stuff |
by radiowave911 |
2005-02-14 07:19:07 |
For all you who are kids, were kids, have kids or know kids!
Raising Kids--
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is
hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous Mother in the USA...
Things I've learned from children (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old child's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound child wearing Sponge Bob pants and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old child can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old
child.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
ovens.
20.) The fire department in Waverly, OH has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without
kids.
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So, Brake fluid mixed with Clorox? | by Martyny | 2005-02-14 07:29:40 |
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anybody have any Play Dough? | by HobsonsChoice | 2005-02-14 07:38:17 |
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Yeah, that caught my eye also. | by maceogan | 2005-02-14 07:39:24 |
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WTF is clorox? (n/t) | by Jeff_UK | 2005-02-14 08:40:51 |
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Bleach (n/t) | by Rattler | 2005-02-14 08:44:54 |
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Thanks... now I just need some brake fluid... (n/t | by Jeff_UK | 2005-02-14 08:49:12 |
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Brand name chlorine bleach. | by pSYCHOi3OY | 2005-02-14 08:46:12 |
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*is in the 20%. Really.* (n/t) | by arktus | 2005-02-14 07:32:42 |
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Well darn! No Chlorox(tm) handy! | by kahuana | 2005-02-14 07:51:42 |
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Sounds like a TODO list for the Mythbusters. (n/t | by pSYCHOi3OY | 2005-02-14 07:53:20 |
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Mythbusters Rocks! (n/t) | by DShade | 2005-02-14 07:54:26 |
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Is Clorox some kind of cleaning agent? | by Khaar | 2005-02-14 07:56:30 |
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2nd best substance for destroying Ebola virus. (n/t) | by kahuana | 2005-02-14 07:58:26 |
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What's first? (n/t) | by mother.nature | 2005-02-14 12:14:14 |
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Twinkie filling ;-) (n/t) | by kahuana | 2005-02-14 13:33:03 |
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Yeah | by Llyr | 2005-02-14 07:58:49 |
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really? | by pSYCHOi3OY | 2005-02-14 08:01:06 |
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Pretty sure. (n/t) | by Llyr | 2005-02-14 08:01:56 |
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Clorox is simply sodium hypochlorite. (n/t) | by maceogan | 2005-02-14 08:07:35 |
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link | by maceogan | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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Looks similar to the information I found | by pSYCHOi3OY | 2005-02-14 08:22:34 |
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Yet another test of womanhood that I failed. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 08:16:55 |
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We wouldn't want you any other way :-) (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2005-02-14 08:35:01 |
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Why sigh? | by saminz | 2005-02-14 08:50:02 |
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It's only because... | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:00:13 |
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{{{nea}}} | by saminz | 2005-02-14 09:05:19 |
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I don't get funny drunk. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:11:23 |
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Too bad you're so far away... | by saminz | 2005-02-14 09:25:01 |
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Don't worry about capitalization. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:42:47 |
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Yeah, right! | by saminz | 2005-02-14 09:45:41 |
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A second on "ain't no pity party" | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 10:10:35 |
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I didn't lose her. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 10:58:29 |
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{{{Nea}}} | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 09:16:49 |
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I know I'll get over it. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:48:26 |
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Now there's an image to which I can relate! | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 10:01:36 |
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{{{Nea}}} | by radiowave911 | 2005-02-14 09:27:19 |
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Congratulations | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 08:57:37 |
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I guess... | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:05:58 |
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Tease. (n/t) | by LionsPhil | 2005-02-14 09:08:36 |
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My hair is fluffy enough. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 09:13:15 |
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Now that *wit* wins big points . . . | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 09:30:35 |
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May be a matter of where you live | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 09:55:41 |
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Yep, I have a big geographical disadvantage. | by Nea | 2005-02-14 10:00:30 |
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It didn't seem quite *that* skewed, to me, . . . | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-14 10:08:29 |
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Possibly not that skewed, | by Nea | 2005-02-14 10:53:24 |
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*Good*. (n/t) | by LionsPhil | 2005-02-14 09:05:38 |
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NNGH! NOT "LEGO'S"! | by LionsPhil | 2005-02-14 09:04:42 |
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Not to mention the grammar issues. (n/t) | by arktus | 2005-02-14 09:11:29 |
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I make no claims for editing.... | by radiowave911 | 2005-02-14 09:26:07 |
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I figured as much. (n/t) | by arktus | 2005-02-14 09:28:13 |
