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Illiways, the Cafe at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert 2006-11-19 12:55:59

<--------- Illiways --------->

Happy St. Valentine's!

Special for the customers today: Heart-shaped chocolate.
For those special loved ones, there's always the Love PotionTM - making someone realise that they really love you and not that pesky other person!

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

[ Reply ]
  One industrial strength sleep aid please. (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-14 00:42:28
    *finds 2-by-4* by krikkert2005-02-14 00:44:55
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-14 00:45:39
  A chocolate BAS is the perfect love potion by naqoyqatsi2005-02-14 00:43:32
    No thanks, already have girlfriend! by krikkert2005-02-14 00:44:23
      Quite alright by naqoyqatsi2005-02-14 00:49:03
        Let them talk. by krikkert2005-02-14 02:15:38
          Oh, stop it, you're making me blush (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2005-02-14 02:54:19
            Aww, by krikkert2005-02-14 02:56:46
  I'll just say, goodmorning! by HetIsLarsje2005-02-14 00:48:15
    Me and TQ, by krikkert2005-02-14 02:16:42
  *sniff* by chrisP2005-02-14 00:55:09
    *finds some hot lemon for chrisP* by krikkert2005-02-14 02:17:18
      Seems hes a flumagnet right now by RoyIreson2005-02-14 02:25:05
        Right that. by chrisP2005-02-14 02:30:07
          but the Nyquil! by RoyIreson2005-02-14 03:13:28
            Taste? by chrisP2005-02-14 05:08:03
  *runs in * by Electric Storm2005-02-14 00:55:53
  Morning :) by syren2005-02-14 00:55:59
    Hi, Syren! by saminz2005-02-14 01:25:57
      Morning sweetie! {{{saminz}}} by syren2005-02-14 01:51:18
        furry critter? by saminz2005-02-14 02:02:18
          He looks like by syren2006-11-19 12:55:59
            sweet little critter indeed ;-)! by saminz2005-02-14 02:30:26
    Happy St. Valentine's! by krikkert2005-02-14 02:18:47
      Very good! by syren2005-02-14 02:34:44
        No idea. by krikkert2005-02-14 02:39:41
          *mumbles something about the doctors* by syren2005-02-14 02:42:26
  Good morning by afterburner2005-02-14 00:56:05
    Good day, you! by saminz2005-02-14 01:00:20
      I was visiting my parents this weekend by afterburner2005-02-14 01:04:15
        reluctant to do anything?! by saminz2005-02-14 01:06:56
          Yes, I have my good moments :-P by afterburner2005-02-14 01:20:01
    Nope.. by krikkert2005-02-14 02:19:51
      Ah, I think it's better without by afterburner2005-02-14 02:31:30
        would probably be a hot mix by chaotic2005-02-14 12:24:49
  At the risk of being thought an idiot... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-14 01:10:58
    There's something fitting at by chrisP2005-02-14 01:17:44
      Hmmm... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-14 02:18:56
  Happy florist day ... by miss_ada2005-02-14 01:22:15
    You got it, girl! by HetIsLarsje2005-02-14 01:33:47
      *crawls back in* by miss_ada2005-02-14 08:36:39
    Eh, I don't do flowers. by krikkert2005-02-14 02:21:03
      I know how to solve that one by naqoyqatsi2005-02-14 02:59:44
  Good morning by noos2005-02-14 01:54:15
    {{{noos}}} by krikkert2005-02-14 02:22:03
  mm chocolate. by treehugger2005-02-14 04:12:04
  Hobbles in by bioinfo2005-02-14 04:25:55
    My guess: by saminz2005-02-14 04:37:15
      If only it was sports by bioinfo2005-02-14 04:44:43
        Eeek...! by saminz2005-02-14 04:51:03
          Firmly strapped together by bioinfo2005-02-14 05:09:04
            With a little bit of padding in the middle by treehugger2005-02-14 05:10:22
              sane advice there! by saminz2005-02-14 05:14:07
                hello saminz! by treehugger2005-02-14 05:14:56
                  {{{treehugger}}} by saminz2005-02-14 05:16:27
                    Nope. by treehugger2005-02-14 05:17:19
                      Good for you!! by saminz2005-02-14 05:20:04
                Last time took about 6 - 8 weeks by bioinfo2005-02-14 05:17:33
                  Oh, it's a habit, is it?! by saminz2005-02-14 05:29:22
                    Working next door to a hospital has its advantages by bioinfo2005-02-14 05:34:03
                      Good to hear... by saminz2005-02-14 05:36:41
                        You might say by bioinfo2005-02-14 05:40:22
  morning. by esbita2005-02-14 05:38:08
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2005-02-14 05:46:49
    Reddy! *hugs* by treehugger2005-02-14 05:47:45
      {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2005-02-14 16:45:05
  Are you allowed to bring in your own stuff? by TrogL2005-02-14 07:43:26
    Yup - here, have a plate by treehugger2005-02-14 07:52:04
  {{{krikkert}}} by esbita2005-02-14 08:49:15
  {{{krikkert}}} by chaotic2005-02-14 12:37:30
  bad insomnia by RoyIreson2005-02-14 20:30:38

 

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