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I hurt... by thephilosifer 2005-02-11 21:51:21
I have a body and its name is pain... Who would have thought little plastic BB's would hurt so much? This is how my doom was sealed

My friend: hey you wanna go airsofting tomorrow?

Me: sure!

The next day, I show up, Naïvely, in jeans and a t-shirt. I think the first clue to it all was when, after getting ready, he comes out in full SWAT regalia... then he hand's me a gun says "just follow me" and the pain begins. At first it wasn't the BB's, it was just the diving, rolling, jumping off cliffs and so on. Then they started seeing me as a threat after I took out four guys by accident. When I asked my friend why it hurt he just shook his head and said "400 FPS". I'm going to go sever my spinal cord so the pain stops. The worst thing is I'm doing it again next week, I can't help it, it was fun! OW
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  Just bring,,, by gabboqbriggs2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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