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So when I was at the grocery store earlier, I saw by hadji 2005-02-11 21:13:35
the front page of a tabloid. "Brad wants Jen back: But what does Jen want? Can she forgive him?"

And I found myself wondering, what does Jen want? Can she forgive him? If she doesn't, that may send a negative message to the Iraqis. It may demoralize them in our quest their quest the ongoing effort to build a new, free country.

And if she doesn't, it may also further discourage North Korea from resuming multilateral talks. I came to the realization that the fate of the world may very well rest on what Jen wants. And how can anyone possibly know that?

Except, apparently, for another tabloid. Two rags over, I saw another cover that read, "Jen fights to get Brad back."

Phew! I cannot possibly expressed how ultimately relieved I am that everything is going to work out! :-D
[ Reply ]
  do you often sleeppost or is this unusual? :) by shminux2005-02-11 21:21:17
    Wasn't even doing that. by hadji2005-02-11 21:22:43
      I guess Cosmo was out of stock? (n/t) by shminux2005-02-11 21:23:49
        I look at the covergirls for enjoyment by hadji2005-02-11 21:26:18
          now I get it... After skipping all this by shminux2005-02-11 21:44:03
  Don't mess with the Fate Of The Free World! by Evil_Minion2005-02-11 21:51:13
    You're kidding, right? by hadji2005-02-11 22:08:39
      Good luck, and can I videotape her pouring by Evil_Minion2005-02-11 22:20:01
        You know, I'd have more respect for someone by hadji2005-02-11 22:23:15
          Well, I figure she gets enough drooling by Evil_Minion2005-02-11 22:28:44

 

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