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Time to go feed the snake. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-08 16:39:01
  One mouse down the hatch. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-08 19:49:24
    That was Appetizer. Next mouse is called Salad. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-08 20:06:28
      I believe it's time for Entree. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-08 20:28:02
        Ok, Dessert's looking rather lonely. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-08 20:40:22
          Stupid snake. by YakkoWarner 2005-02-08 20:47:25
Dessert had some objection to being caught, so my snake ends up catching it by the foot. Now, perhaps a more intelligent snake would let go and try for a more effective hold, but oh no, not mine. She twists and flops until she finally gets part of her body around the mouse for the fatal squeeze. *sigh*

She's never been a very good huntress, anyway. I had a friend with a ball python. She'd drop the mouse into one side of the tank, with the python at the other side. Suddenly you'd hear a snap, and the snake would be on the mouse's side of the tank, clamped on and wrapped around the mouse three times in a perfect spiral. Mine? Once the mouse is dead, it takes her a few minutes to figure out how to untie herself from the knot she got herself into before she can eat.
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