| Inbox: Navy SEALS and God |
by DesertRat66 |
2005-02-08 09:57:30 |
Likely fiction, but worth a smile.
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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
Keep your priorities in order
Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by.
" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him
full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty
platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and
shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took
his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and
fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was
noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the
professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:
"What the he** is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid crap and act like an a******!!! So he sent
me!!"
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Gotta love operators. :-D |
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[ Reply ] |
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Heh - I've heard that before. | by Sweethart | 2005-02-08 09:58:55 |
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Nah. | by arktus | 2005-02-08 09:59:54 |
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s/the it/it/ (n/t) | by arktus | 2005-02-08 10:00:25 |
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I've seen a different version but I think I like | by techi870 | 2005-02-08 10:00:25 |
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Half-smile: kind of funny, from the right angle. | by Esteis | 2005-02-08 10:00:31 |
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Problem is | by DesertRat66 | 2005-02-08 10:03:16 |
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Meaning that... | by Esteis | 2005-02-08 10:07:20 |
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The ACLU regularly fights against Christian groups | by carthax | 2005-02-08 10:29:17 |
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About the spanking, I agree with them. | by Esteis | 2005-02-08 10:37:07 |
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I would agree that the ACLU mention is tangential | by carthax | 2005-02-08 11:05:12 |
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I'm not against it either... | by Illiad | 2005-02-08 11:21:07 |
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I would have to agree, here. | by SouthpawPL | 2005-02-08 12:44:00 |
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I supose that's precisely the problem ... | by swisscheese | 2005-02-08 12:44:18 |
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I wouldn't say "generally employed [by those . . . | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-08 13:54:31 |
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You just Had to put in the footnote, didn't you? | by BloodyViking | 2005-02-08 14:07:46 |
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Care to share some of that brain bleach, with me? | by HadEnuf | 2005-02-08 18:33:07 |
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keep in mind that the aclu protects your right to | by unjust | 2005-02-08 10:47:57 |
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I wouldn't say that the 1st Amendment goes too far | by carthax | 2005-02-08 11:24:16 |
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The ACLU | by hyzenthlay | 2005-02-08 10:04:20 |
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Not that anyone can blame them... | by Illiad | 2005-02-08 10:33:10 |
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No but they do go to extremes. | by hyzenthlay | 2005-02-08 10:57:41 |
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Precisely | by DesertRat66 | 2005-02-08 11:00:28 |
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See, I'm not cool with that. | by Illiad | 2005-02-08 11:03:19 |
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It's fuzzy | by hyzenthlay | 2005-02-08 11:31:43 |
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The only instances I recall of them | by BloodyViking | 2005-02-08 12:07:58 |
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and then he went to jail | by tallastro | 2005-02-08 10:04:46 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | by Sweethart | 2005-02-08 10:11:13 |
