| When approximately my sons current age I embarrassed her horribly on two seperate occasions. The first, we were sitting in a nice restaurant, and I was busy wiggling in my seat. My mother asked me what was wrong and in a very loud voice I said "I can't get this damn booster seat to sit still." The other time, there were neighbor kids over and everyone was playing in the kiddie pool while mom socialized with all the other mommies. I went inside the house to go to the bathroom and didn't come out for quite some time. When I finally did come out Mom asked me what I had been doing. I said "Looking at books". Okay, no big deal. A few moments later I turned to her and said "Mommy, what does P-L-A-Y-B-O-Y spell?" I'm told Dad's pr0n subscription was cancelled that same day. | 
