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Need a good laugh? by wtfunkymonkey 2005-01-27 12:44:01
Well you've come to the right spot;
My employer is sticking the new objectives all over the place, our division manager went to some meeting last week and met with all the other deivision managers and they managed to com up with this. I bring you Funky's Employer's Objectives for 2005;

Company.Name in 2005
CARPE DIEM

  • Establish momentum!
  • Establish seperation!
  • Leverage Technology!
  • Realize the opportuniy!
  • Sieze the day!

    can you belive they get paid to come up with this stuff?

  • [ Reply ]
      Where do you work now? (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-27 12:46:40
        I think I should keep that quiet. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-27 13:06:54
          What happen to kickstart? (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-27 16:57:58
            Over a year ago now (there abouts) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-27 21:19:40
      Did they spell it that way or is that your typing? (n/t) by romandas2005-01-27 12:50:37
        /me is ashamed, that was my fault. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-27 13:08:28
      Cross out "Diem" by gaygeek2005-01-27 12:51:45
        Oh, it hurts, it hurts! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-27 13:09:07
      Maybe you should post some of those by Master_Rahl222005-01-27 12:51:56
      Scott Adams led that seminar, right? (n/t) by webishop2005-01-27 12:52:41
      Ask them when and where you're supposed to sieze by techi8702005-01-27 12:56:24

     

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