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The Twixters: Refusing to Grow Up by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't give them a label, you'll just enable them by altordwm 2005-01-27 12:18:13
Next somebody will come up with a "Twixter Complex" or syndrome that will find its way into the DSM. Then, it won't be their fault that they can't grow up. They have a disease. They'll be given handicap parking stickers and be on SSI by the age of 30. If somebody says anything bad about them, they will be labeled a Twixaphobic. The ACLU and Geoff Fieger will call the statement hate speech and sue the Twixaphobe. The money from the settlement will allow Twixters to continue their party-all-the-time lifestyle and they will never have to work...ever.
[ Reply ]
    Amen! Preach it!!! by Master_Rahl222005-01-27 12:22:51
    /me agrees by dros422005-01-27 12:24:43
      Food Stamps.... by OnDemand2005-01-27 12:38:54
    No argument! by Illiad2005-01-27 12:31:58
      Kill Peter Pan! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-27 12:35:25
        Thats actually a cool name for them. (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-27 12:39:42
          I hate to do this, but by run.dll2005-01-27 12:50:00
      Eh- why d'you want to do away with Jedidiah ? by jedidiahstott2005-01-27 22:04:08
    :-| Agreed in this case. by vetitice2005-01-27 13:30:57

 

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