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Networking progress reports! Get your reports! by NOLAWitch2005-01-16 09:26:53
  Clocking in. by Voltigeur2005-01-16 11:23:12
    BTW by Voltigeur2005-01-16 11:35:35
      A voice booms out... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-16 11:49:26
        *casts finger of death at WoY's* by Voltigeur2005-01-16 12:03:23
          *steals amulet* by Astro-g2005-01-16 12:19:55
            *sigh* by Voltigeur 2005-01-16 13:15:29
Why did Astro-g steal one of my fake plastic Amulet of Yendors? I would have thought by now he'd have known you can't level teleport with the *real* amulet.

*drops real amulet*
*reads cursed scroll of teleportation*
*teleports to level 1*
*hunts down Astro-g like a dog*
*casts multiple polymorph spells at Astro-g until he turns into a newt*
*casts finger of death at Astro_g the newt*
*zaps wand of undead turning at Astro_g the newt's corpse*

There ya go, Astro_g the undead newt! ;-p

*reads cursed scroll of teleportation*
*teleports back to the level I left the real amulet in*
;o)
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