A small vessel used in forbidden science to contain experimental substances. Having an open top, testicuplings offer negliable safety to the scientists from hazardous reactions -- in 1932, quantum biologist Herrdung Spritznik was tragically killed when conducting the famous Schrödinger's Gonad experiment with such apparatus substituted for the conical flask, which he had cracked earlier that morning while trying to distill gin. After that tragedy, and the 1934 Superliminal Elbow cascade which destoyed Tokyo, the World Science Authority banned the use of testicuplings for all eternity, including retroactively. Many scientists were arrested and sentenced to death by linear accelleration -- a day known as Red Shift Sunday.
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