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Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert 2006-11-19 12:55:59

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning all my darlings! :-)

Woke up at 5:30 this morning. By myself. I think my body is hinting to something.
Anyone joining me for some bacon pancakes?

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

[ Reply ]
  Good morning, darling! by chaotic2004-12-30 00:03:28
    'darling', now? by krikkert2004-12-30 00:06:13
      you started the darling :-) by chaotic2004-12-30 00:47:37
        That's true, by krikkert2004-12-30 00:49:48
          *snuggles with blanket* by chaotic2004-12-30 00:52:55
            *sends e(fe)male to chaotic's work* by krikkert2004-12-30 00:55:20
              both please :-) by chaotic2004-12-30 01:00:20
                Of course I offer both. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:07:05
                  *drinks chocolate* by chaotic2004-12-30 01:20:00
                    I am? Since when? by krikkert2004-12-30 01:31:10
                      since at least this morning by chaotic2004-12-30 01:36:10
                        Am I being too nice to you, you think? by krikkert2004-12-30 01:37:09
                          no, you're not too nice by chaotic2004-12-30 01:41:52
                            Well, apparently I was too nasty yesterday. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:44:28
  Wow, thats an early opening.. by c3po2004-12-30 00:08:24
    *serves black tea* by krikkert2004-12-30 00:08:54
      what movie? by c3po2004-12-30 00:14:38
        It's 9:15 AM, by krikkert2004-12-30 00:17:23
          you're on holiday... by c3po2004-12-30 00:22:22
            tail -f is fun. by krikkert2004-12-30 00:24:45
              Hey! It ain't gutter Friday yet! by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:19:33
                Pipe things through other things? by krikkert2004-12-30 01:28:22
  Today's Specials Board! by dab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning all! by dab2004-12-30 00:13:05
  *takes a running leap over the bar* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-30 00:41:06
    *throws mekkanik_mike back out of the bar* by krikkert2004-12-30 00:43:43
      *brush off self* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-30 00:47:12
        Anyone's old enough to date him. by krikkert2004-12-30 00:48:06
          Making up my mind on training by mekkanik_mike2004-12-30 00:48:58
  Never... by tom-2004-12-30 01:04:35
  Morning. by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:07:49
    I think it's a woman thing. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:09:05
      If I were you I'd duck. by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:14:31
        Duck? Where? by krikkert2004-12-30 01:17:18
          I don't think Ahnuld could pull it off. by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:28:21
            And soon, she'll be family. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:29:15
              As soon as she's family, it'll all be over. by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:34:04
                Just don't step on her. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:36:12
                  Yes, you can. by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:40:29
                    Gutter Thursday, anyone? by krikkert2004-12-30 01:42:39
                      *bows humbly* by retiqlum22004-12-30 01:44:08
          One other thing. by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning. by syren2004-12-30 01:22:13
    Hmmm, by krikkert2004-12-30 01:27:06
      Heh! by syren2004-12-30 01:30:27
        Perfect evening. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:32:51
          *is jealous* by syren2004-12-30 01:39:59
            Heh. Envy me, now.. by krikkert2004-12-30 01:42:02
              Bastidge. by syren2004-12-30 01:46:34
                Not only can I look at a nice, large by krikkert2004-12-30 01:51:02
                  *narrows her eyes* by syren2004-12-30 01:59:39
                    That's true. by krikkert2004-12-30 02:03:54
                      Not asking you to change love, by syren2004-12-30 02:07:56
                        'the rest of us'? by krikkert2004-12-30 02:10:48
                          Yes - Amazingly they do exist. by syren2004-12-30 02:12:28
                            Hmm... by krikkert2004-12-30 02:19:47
                              *raises an eyebrow* by syren2004-12-30 02:24:27
                                Genetical reconstruction. by krikkert2004-12-30 02:26:04
                                *daydreams* by syren2004-12-30 02:29:27
                                Want to trade? by krikkert2004-12-30 02:36:14
                                No thanks. by syren2004-12-30 02:37:37
                                I do say I prefer being male. by krikkert2004-12-30 02:52:13
                                Good choice. by syren2004-12-30 02:56:24
                                Alas, by krikkert2004-12-30 03:00:29
                                Of course. by syren2004-12-30 03:02:21
                                I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun. by krikkert2004-12-30 03:07:08
                                No and I should hope not by syren2004-12-30 03:08:06
                                There might be. by krikkert2004-12-30 03:13:34
                                *steals hug back* by syren2004-12-30 03:15:53
                                Yes, and? by krikkert2004-12-30 03:20:02
                                Well if I care there are bound to be more aren't by syren2004-12-30 03:23:11
                                Doubtful. Very doubtful. by krikkert2004-12-30 03:25:13
                                Lol...what would that take, by syren2004-12-30 03:28:01
                                Hm. Can I clone you? ;-p (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-30 03:34:04
                                Nope - 'fraid not! by syren2004-12-30 03:43:12
                                Well, you are. by krikkert2004-12-30 04:03:12
                                Hmmmm.... by syren2004-12-30 04:08:30
                                Oh, just a few hundred of you... by krikkert2004-12-30 04:13:45
                                You poor poor man. by syren2004-12-30 04:21:22
                                Well, I wasn't exactly sane - by krikkert2004-12-30 04:24:02
                                I would be concerned. by syren2004-12-30 04:33:24
                                I would be. by krikkert2004-12-30 04:41:17
                                Well okay - you're funeral... by syren2004-12-30 06:11:29
                                Of course I meant 'your'. (n/t) by syren2004-12-30 06:13:16
                                I found two by chaotic2004-12-30 04:36:31
  Hi! by chrisP2004-12-30 05:22:06
  Good, er, afternoon by afterburner2004-12-30 06:59:05
    *serves coffee* by krikkert2004-12-30 07:18:03
      Thanks by afterburner2004-12-30 07:34:13
    {{{afterburner}}} by chaotic2004-12-30 07:20:27
      {{{chaotic}}} by afterburner2004-12-30 07:39:04
        Good Luck by chaotic2004-12-30 07:40:21
          Thanks by afterburner2004-12-30 07:45:29
  Please give me a hot chocolate and a hug by chaotic2004-12-30 07:34:54
    {{{chaotic}}} :-( (n/t) by afterburner2004-12-30 07:40:01
    {{{{{{{{chaotic}}}}}}}} by krikkert2004-12-30 07:58:50
      thanks by chaotic2004-12-30 08:05:32
        You'll be in my prayers. by krikkert2004-12-30 08:10:33

 

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