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Top ten signs you are taking security too serious	by radiowave911	2006-11-19 12:55:59
_{Taken from SANS Internet Storm Center handler's diary from yesterday.} (10) you just waited in line at the post office to mail a 15 1/2 oz package instead of dropping it into the drop box. (9) you painted your house in green/blue/yellow/orange/red. (8) you insist on wearing safety glasses while watching IDS logs in case a packet jumps out at you. (7) only use a C64 to browse the web and read your e-mail. No exploits since ?? (6) your password can't be cracked by a Cray supercomputer, but you need one to remember it. (5) you bought an x-ray scanner to screen your presents for dangerous contraband. (4) you installed a metal detector at the cat door to screen the cats as they come back from outside. (3) your middle initial is 'D' for duct tape. (2) C4 attached to router wired to IPS. (1) Tin foil beany AND lead underwear.
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Just because you are paranoid	by ManiacJoe	2004-12-21 19:08:16
Sure you're paranoid.	by tskelton	2004-12-21 19:20:44
Probably not. :-) (n/t)	by ManiacJoe	2004-12-21 19:47:15
No such thing...	by jpprater	2004-12-21 19:49:17

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