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Christians Against the Republican Party by SnappingTurtle 2004-12-21 10:30:00
This is an encore posting (I seem to have my deepest thoughts in the middle of the night when few people will see posts). I've edited the writing a little, but it's basically what I posted earlier.

Please opine.

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Christians Against the Republican Party: Theses

  1. The Republican Party has attempted to serve two masters, God and Big Business, in direct violation of Jesus' admonishment to serve only God

  2. The Republican Party has engaged in the idolatry of claiming that allegience to the USA is the same as allegience to God

  3. The Republican Party has fostered the violation of the Ninth Commandment ("You shall not bear false witness against your neightbor") by encouraging and propagating slanders against its political opponents

  4. The Republican Party has desecrated God's gift of the Earth and all its creatures by fostering pollution and waste of our environment

  5. The Republican Party has attempted to turn Christianity into a government controlled program by teaching government endorsed versions of Christianity in the schools and in our courts

  6. Finally, the Republican Party has engaged in all of these activites while claiming to be the true representatives of Christ, and so has alienated the public from Christianity, making it more and more difficult to attract people into the community of faith.

[ Reply ]
  *applauds* (n/t) by oot2004-12-21 10:34:15
    *more applause* (n/t) by swisscheese2004-12-21 11:50:33
  A political movement called CARP? by MikeCDN2004-12-21 10:34:33
    Did you prefer... by watsondog2004-12-21 10:35:16
      Atleast they changed the name... by MikeCDN2004-12-21 10:36:13
    Yeah, I thoughta that, but... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-21 10:39:33
      fish is a traditional evangelical/christian symbol by swisscheese2004-12-21 11:59:11
  I'm not sure... by baywolfe2004-12-21 10:45:39
    I'd say blamed. by Illiad2004-12-21 10:47:30
      If you mean... by baywolfe2004-12-21 10:53:45
  Huzzah!!! (n/t) by tesla_koil2004-12-21 10:48:21
  Hmmm . . . by mmell2004-12-21 10:52:03
    Well, of course anyone that doesn't worship by Havoc2004-12-21 10:59:58
      I believe . . . by mmell2004-12-21 11:13:07
        YUM! Honey or Baked Ham? by Havoc2004-12-21 11:23:14
          Well, since I'm Jewish (hehehe) by mmell2004-12-21 11:36:25
            Would that be served in a cream sauce? by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
              With cheese... by mmell2004-12-21 12:10:29
                I'm not jewish, I'm baptist. I think. by Havoc2004-12-21 12:14:24
                  I couldn't agree more . . . by mmell2004-12-21 12:20:38
                    You realize that all of those laws by Havoc2004-12-21 12:25:16
                      Sure. by mmell2004-12-21 12:28:43
                        What I want to know is by hadji2004-12-21 12:37:57
                          I dunno... by mmell2004-12-21 12:57:21
                            becuase... by MikeCDN2004-12-21 12:59:53
                              And I thought I was a cynic! (n/t) by mmell2004-12-21 13:02:04
                        About the pork thing... by KrakensDen2004-12-21 13:45:07
    I disagree strongly... by tesla_koil2004-12-21 11:01:08
    Not quite. by hadji2004-12-21 11:22:34
      Yes, quite. by mmell2004-12-21 11:59:44
        Give me some proof by Kickstart2004-12-21 12:26:01
          Nope. by mmell2004-12-21 12:35:52
            Has it said that since the constitution was signed (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-21 12:39:48
              Reiterating . . . by mmell2004-12-21 13:01:32
                So your making statements / arguments without by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  And, ironically, by PathOGene2004-12-21 13:20:28
                    How exactly is that irony? (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-21 19:10:24
                      Well, by PathOGene2004-12-22 07:56:25
                That does not stand well here, and you know it by Kickstart2004-12-21 13:50:12
                  You can, I assume, prove... by mmell2004-12-21 14:25:02
                    No, but your... by Ravenlock2004-12-21 14:35:55
                      "No it isn't!" by Illiad2004-12-21 14:44:22
                        Heheh :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-12-21 14:44:47
        An appropriate forum... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  This is great, where do I sign up? (n/t) by crash_2004-12-21 17:14:43

 

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