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<Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-21 08:47:18
  "Not Ralitsa Vassileva" by HadEnuf 2004-12-21 06:43:15
From _Rupi's_Dance_ (Ian Anderson):

Dinner table chattering classes &#8211;
tell all we need to know.
Like it. Lump it. Dig it. Dump it &#8211;
on your late, late show.

And do you think you&#8217;re Ralitsa Vassileva?
You&#8217;re just hand-me-down news in a cookie jar.
It&#8217;s a long way from here to CNN in America
and a red-eyed opinion too far.

Dish the dirt or dish the gravy.
Spill the beans to me.
Sinking fast in terminal boredom &#8211;
Feigned interest flying free.

And do you think you&#8217;re Ralitsa Vassileva . . .

Talking monkey, breaking news junkie,
tragedies to reveal.
Light and breezy, up-beat squeezy,
close in to touchy-feel.

Pass the Merlot, dance the three-step
Cut to a better chase.
Align yourself with no proposition
and simpler thoughts embrace.

Let&#8217;s talk about me. Let&#8217;s talk about you.
In a world of private rooms.
Hide awhile from dark stormbringers &#8211;
sad messengers of doom.

Sadly, you can&#8217;t be Ralitsa Vassileva . . .

And do you think you&#8217;re Ralitsa Vassileva . . .
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