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Got my dance mat in the mail today! by MrTrick 2004-12-19 20:26:04
*dances*
...well, I'm not dancing yet, I can't use it at work...

I love the little slip of paper that came with it:

(Quoted verbatim)
Thanks for purchasing our product. This product is made for dancing and health care.

!WARNING!
* Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
* Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
* Make sure to pave the cushion.
* Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
* Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
* Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
* This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasion.
* Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
* When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
* Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.
(End quote)

Heh, very funny stuff. My very own piece of Engrish!
[ Reply ]
  "pave the cushion" by theanomaly2004-12-19 20:29:47
    No idea, either... by MrTrick2004-12-19 20:41:34
  reading that gave me the distinct impression by niwikki2004-12-19 21:33:08

 

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