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| Got my dance mat in the mail today! |
by MrTrick |
2004-12-19 20:26:04 |
*dances*
...well, I'm not dancing yet, I can't use it at work...
I love the little slip of paper that came with it:
(Quoted verbatim)
Thanks for purchasing our product. This product is made for dancing and health care.
!WARNING!
* Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
* Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
* Make sure to pave the cushion.
* Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
* Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
* Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
* This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasion.
* Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
* When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
* Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.
(End quote)
Heh, very funny stuff. My very own piece of Engrish! |
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"pave the cushion" | by theanomaly | 2004-12-19 20:29:47 |
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No idea, either... | by MrTrick | 2004-12-19 20:41:34 |
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reading that gave me the distinct impression | by niwikki | 2004-12-19 21:33:08 |
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