| Considering the events of the last two days, he didn't know what life would throw at him next. So far he had been hit with a brick, seven socks, half an apple pie, three stakes and Da_Pineapple's new hammer. If he was lucky, an ambulance would hit him next, but he clearly wasnt having a good day. So instead, he was hit by the lawyer who was chasing the ambulance, at which point he was slapped with a law suit for obstructing justice. The court ruling was later overturned, as it was the lawyer's last name that was Justice, not his first -- the first good thing that had happened... (Even though technically it was neutral, since it was undoing a bad thing... (Or maybe a little bad since it took so much time... (Or even worse since there are 3 sets of nested parenthetical endnotes here...) ) ) |
