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Wow I just found out something really shocking.... by OnDemand2004-12-19 07:59:20
  Not.... exactly by mortaine 2004-12-19 09:08:55
See, I was never told that Santa was a big fat guy in a red suit (my grandpa didn't own a red suit....)

Instead, because my grandfather had been so traumatized as a child when hearing Santa's not real, he started the tradition that "Santa is everyone who loves you."

Ergo: Santa DOES exist. My mom is Santa. My sister is Santa. My friends are Santa. I am married to Santa Claus.

Really, much more satisfying than big guy in a red suit mythology.
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