On the first day of Y2K, my server said to me:
It's January, 1970.
On the second day of Y2K, my server said to me: /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the third day of Y2K, my server said to me:
stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the fourth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the fifth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the sixth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the seventh day of Y2K, my server said to me:
can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the eighth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the ninth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the A day of Y2K, my server said to me:
out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the B day of Y2K, my server said to me:
enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
On the C day of Y2K, my server said to me:
ok
enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... home is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.
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