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Promoted! (acting) by toxin 2004-12-15 08:23:37
Over the holidays, I will be the Acting Chief Safety Officer for the Territory of Nunavut.

I will be the person responsible for the safety of workers within the entire 3.2 million square kilometers, and the person who has to direct emergency responses, etc.

GLEEP!

All residents of Nunavut... You all be very careful now, you hear! Very, very careful. NOBODY DIES!!! OR ELSE!!!
[ Reply ]
  *edges nervously away from northern border* by esbita2004-12-15 08:25:57
  3.2 million km^2 of northern Canada... by PsychoI3oy2004-12-15 08:26:44
    You are out by a bit. 26,000 people. by toxin2004-12-15 08:40:26
      mmm crunchy by PsychoI3oy2004-12-15 08:41:52
  Saw the subject line... by YakkoWarner2004-12-15 08:27:54
    NOBODY breaks ANYTHING! by toxin2004-12-15 08:42:59
      heheh, that's my main excuse around here by PsychoI3oy2004-12-15 08:45:46
      Can they break wind? by HeyRef2004-12-15 08:46:16
        Any release of noxious gases by TechisSO2004-12-15 09:02:15
          Under the regulations: by toxin2004-12-15 09:11:53
  Phenomenal cosmic powers! by nin_man2004-12-15 08:40:04
    TONS of elbow room :-) by plblark2004-12-15 10:13:16
  Hey Toxin by MikeCDN2004-12-15 09:52:40
    I call that Identifying Safety Hazards Through by toxin2004-12-15 10:06:39
      Well I was trying to extort money :) by MikeCDN2004-12-15 10:10:40
        I don't mind the cold by doctoo2004-12-15 10:12:03
          I can do dark... by MikeCDN2004-12-15 10:14:04
          And where would you be? by toxin2004-12-15 10:19:52
            Hehe, I'm north of sixty by afterburner2004-12-15 15:44:47
  CONGA-RATS! by dire_lobo2004-12-15 10:12:23
    Just for over Christmas. The big cheese is by toxin2004-12-15 10:23:28
  Is there a Union-Carbide plant near you? by Havoc2004-12-15 10:37:14
    Nearest thing would be an ancient Coke plant by toxin2004-12-15 10:45:27
  Congrats! by chaotic2004-12-15 13:50:21

 

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