| Or, more to the point, go to work in the morning so everyone sees you arrive and then ditch. Get some long-acting smoke pellets and drop them in a coffee cup and leave it on your desk so it looks like you always have a hot beverage. This creates the impression that, while you might be out of your office right now, you're going to come back at any moment to enjoy your hot beverage.
Whenever you are walking around in the building, carry a clipboard and look down often at it, intently. Mutter to yourself occasionally while looking at it. If you have an internal office email system and you get messages on it regularly that require a response, set up a forwarding system so that you can always respond quickly even though no one can find you.
Once you are actually out of the building, just go have fun.
The above is to be done at your own risk -- I take no responsibility for what might happen if you get caught doing this. |
