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| Holiday Recipe |
by DesertRat66 |
2004-12-15 07:08:24 |
Try this recipe this holiday season!!
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You'll need the following:
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle whisky
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Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure
it's the highest
quality, pour one level cup & drink. Repeat. Turn on
the electric
mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1
tsp. sugar and
beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another cup.
Turn off the mixar.
Beat two leggs and addd to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the dried frust gets stuck
on the beaters
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next,
sift 2 cups of
salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now
sift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of
sugar or
something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn on the cake to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check
the whicky again
and go to bed. |
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I actually made that last year. | by hadji | 2004-12-15 07:45:13 |
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if you don't remember, then it was a success! (n/t | by PsychoI3oy | 2004-12-15 08:27:28 |
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The way my day is going, I may need | by TechisSO | 2004-12-15 07:56:15 |
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{{{TechisSO}}} (n/t) | by techi870 | 2004-12-15 07:57:25 |
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