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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:26:49
{your username}: Have __________, will __________.

Kickstart

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  Have llama, will have good time! (n/t) by nix2004-12-15 00:03:42
  Beer, drink beer (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-15 00:04:48
  Have homework, will slack. (n/t) by Giranan2004-12-15 00:06:31
  lack of funds, place UF sponsorship on wishlist. (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-15 00:07:59
  Kickstart: Have hair, will lose it (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-15 00:09:09
    you may have by Astro-g2004-12-15 02:39:02
    Hieraco: Had hair . . . Lost it. . . Shaved it by hieraco2004-12-15 05:10:42
      You lost it, THEN shaved ? by scissors2004-12-15 06:20:39
        Funny - As for my hair, by hieraco2004-12-15 11:07:55
  Teeth/Bite by Liava2004-12-15 00:10:02
  beer / feel good (n/t) by Klymer2004-12-15 00:11:26
  Have strained shoulder... by random_c2004-12-15 00:12:37
  Have SSTO, will travel by raptor_872004-12-15 00:17:13
  unreliable connection, be patient (n/t) by thecatman2004-12-15 00:41:39
  Bellator: Have beard, will not remove it. (n/t) by Bellator2004-12-15 00:46:09
    But that is situational by Celticess2004-12-15 10:03:29
  Beorn_dk: Have games, will play them (n/t) by beorn_dk2004-12-15 00:50:21
  Hoth: Have time, will waste it. (n/t) by Hoth2004-12-15 00:50:26
  Whybird: Have deadline, will procrastinate. (n/t) by whybird2004-12-15 00:55:10
  My answers by Spisefisken2004-12-15 00:56:10
  Lord Dolphin: Have confusion, will kerfuffle (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-12-15 01:10:48
  Treehugger: Have tree but no job, will travel by Treehugger2004-12-15 01:34:04
  Astro-g: Have brain, will either kill by Astro-g2004-12-15 02:44:17
  Defiler: Have job, will quit for something better. (n/t) by defiler2004-12-15 03:29:27
  mvasquez: Games, pwn (n/t) by mvasquez2004-12-15 04:07:37
  voxwoman: family/clean bathroom (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-15 04:58:52
  Have Nuke, Will LART! by mekkanik_mike2004-12-15 05:03:00
  Platypi, defenestrate (n/t) by oot2004-12-15 05:03:10
  Have Panzerfaust, will blow up bad guys. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-15 05:10:13
  Hieraco: Have Halflife2, Will Install it by hieraco2004-12-15 05:11:44
  MaW: Have hangover, will throw up in your lap (n/t by MaW2004-12-15 05:14:17
  Syren: Have sharp implement, will castrate. (n/t) by syren2004-12-15 05:46:34
  Spud31: Have ice cream, will eat. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-15 06:23:41
    I thought it would be have pudding will throw (n/t by Blindman2004-12-15 07:01:48
      Nah, I've moved on to ice cream now. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-15 10:11:55
  VCA: Have oscilloscope, will diagnose. (n/t) by VCA2004-12-15 06:29:08
  sstacks: Have Christ, Will Live (n/t) by sstacks2004-12-15 06:50:10
  Have 3 week old, will not sleep. (n/t) by Blindman2004-12-15 07:03:58
  Moongoddess: Have cleaning to do, Will ignore. (n/t) by moongoddess2004-12-15 07:48:20
    Heh, I feel with you (n/t) by moddermonster2004-12-15 08:02:13
  Nath: Have finals, will procrastinate (n/t) by Nath32004-12-15 08:31:47
  Number_Six: Have huge pile of work, will pet dog. (n/t) by Number_Six2004-12-15 09:13:23
  DaNutBall: Have l33t W:ET skillz, will 0wn j00 by DaNutBall2004-12-15 10:19:41
  Have World of Warcraft, will... by Master_Rahl222004-12-15 11:32:51
  TheNewt: Have been naughty, will repent. by TheNewt2004-12-15 11:47:29
    And your next response? by tigermouse2004-12-15 16:06:48
  Evil_Minion: Work machine (on loan), post (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-12-15 11:57:06
  cattle prod, BZZZZERTTT!!! (n/t) by HadEnuf2004-12-15 12:50:49
  Have PlayStation, will game. by NOLAWitch2004-12-15 13:23:51
  Have tunes, will listen. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-12-15 14:42:27
  Feather802: Have test tomorrow, will procrastinate (n/t) by feather8022004-12-15 18:14:02
  Kahuana: Have head, will asplode. (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-15 22:06:16

 

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