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Survivors by Sieldan 2004-12-14 08:13:20
Copied from another board I read:

Survivor
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they
carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get
tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
lead based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and
when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we
took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in
the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but
we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were
back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down

the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, video games, no 99
channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones,
no personal computers, no internet or internet chat rooms ........ WE HAD
FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we
were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the
worms live in us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little league had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't
had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk takers, problem solvers
and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!
--
The ONE, the ONLY, the Original Franz©
[ Reply ]
  We even played dodgeball. (n/t) by mmell2004-12-14 08:18:59
    I liked dodgeball even though I was on of those by techi8702004-12-14 08:24:40
  And some people were abducted by Dazed2004-12-14 09:15:16
    And some by Celticess2004-12-14 09:45:42
      Looking at the other side of it by HadEnuf2004-12-14 10:34:00
        and furthermore, by run.dll2004-12-14 12:04:40
          The current safety measures help by Celticess2004-12-14 14:57:07
            Yep, it must be a difficult choice for a parent, by run.dll2004-12-14 15:12:15

 

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