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Someone please tell me to get back to work? by TechisSO2004-12-12 17:45:45
  *drops a truck on TechisSO* by LionsPhil2004-12-12 19:09:43
    A truck? by TechisSO2004-12-12 19:21:30
      Well, since he dumped it on you, it must be a by hadji2004-12-12 19:30:14
        Yay! by TechisSO 2004-12-12 20:12:50
A dump truck! We used to have a dump truck. It was a red truck that we only used for driving to the dump. Hence "dump truck". Our other truck didn't like it much. One day, our other truck decided to drive into the dump truck. Yup. For truly. The other truck was defective. The Ford guys couldn't figure out why it started moving on it's own accord but we all knew it was because it hated the dump truck. Why did it hate the dump truck? Because it was a Chev of course. This wasn't the only crazy ford we ever owned. My Tbird used to honk whenever I made a left turn. They told me it was because I had a short in the steering wheel but I knew it was because the tbird wanted the big scary guy on the motorbike to come beat me up. I think the tbird hated me because I kept getting it into accidents. I taught it a lesson though. I got it into an accident with a chev and it got written off. Ha! Take that you crazy car!! My current car isn't crazy. It's just clunky. My current car is a Chrysler Intrepid but it thinks it's a sports car. At least, that's how it drives. I don't think it realizes that the speed signs are maximums, not minimums. It does do the speed limit in playground zones though. It even honks at other cars that pass it in the playground zones. I don't think this car likes getting passed. It either honks or drives really fast to keep from being passed. Do you think I should consider this car crazy too?




What? I'm almost done my calendar I can goof off a little if I want to!
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