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Teens run down for hitting SUV with golf ball by evilsysadmin 2006-11-19 12:55:59
SUV linky THis is one of the few stories that pretty much leaves me with nothing to say. (Nothing FYOS that is)
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  Good Lord by VCA2004-12-06 13:34:44
    Yep, definitely needs psychiatric help, by run.dll2004-12-06 13:40:33
      If you don't lose your drivers licence after such by UnFair2004-12-06 13:45:50
      Lose her license? by AndyA2004-12-06 14:45:30
    I hope she gets the jail time she needs. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-12-06 13:44:07
      Three counts of attempted murder? by retiqlum22004-12-06 14:25:12
        Throw away? by krikkert2004-12-06 14:38:36
          The number '6' by retiqlum22004-12-06 14:47:19
  I'm sorry, but just what's wrong with that? by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-06 13:38:39
    'knocked into them' - literally? ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-06 13:39:13
    I hope you simply forgot to use <sarcasm> tags. by HeyRef2004-12-06 13:46:37
      Except ELP is *evil* by tigermouse2004-12-06 13:49:34
        I realized who wrote it. by HeyRef2004-12-06 13:54:37
          Just think of ELP posts by BloodyViking2004-12-06 14:25:43
      He doesn't need sarcasm tags by Liava2004-12-06 13:49:48
      They apologized? by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-06 13:56:39
        Did you even read the article? by HeyRef2004-12-06 14:07:22
          So? by Liava2004-12-06 14:27:04
            So. by HeyRef2004-12-06 14:35:10
              Why not? by Liava2004-12-06 14:43:20
                It's clear that we need to ban golf balls! (n/t) by Mad_Peter2004-12-06 14:52:19
                  I propose a golf ball registry; by run.dll2004-12-06 14:58:32
                    I'll be happy to start working on that project. by LurkerMo2004-12-06 14:59:47
                    That reminds me of the scene in "Happy Gilmore" by NOLAWitch2004-12-06 15:00:17
    I hope you are sarcastic. by dotCOMmie2004-12-06 13:49:45
      Which is cheaper? by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-06 13:55:20
        Well killing someone wont fix your car. by dotCOMmie2004-12-06 14:16:44
          Which is why she should have by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-06 14:18:58
        Repair prices by tigermouse2004-12-06 14:34:28
          Hmmm - do you think it would have been by LurkerMo2004-12-06 14:39:10
            Well, there would still be damages by tigermouse2004-12-06 14:56:28
              Don't know how it is in the US, but at least by LurkerMo2004-12-06 15:02:22
  Ironically this woman knocked over a light pole by HeyRef2004-12-06 13:49:51
  The article didn't mention what make and model SUV by NOLAWitch2004-12-06 13:52:58
    Which clearly demonstrates the link between by LurkerMo2004-12-06 14:34:45
      *stops* by thecatman2004-12-06 14:41:10
      *stops and pets a kitty* No roses at this time of by NOLAWitch2004-12-06 14:53:27
  She must have been afraid for her life. by LurkerMo2004-12-06 13:56:01
    You liberals laugh, by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-06 14:01:31
      Yes but, by thecatman2004-12-06 14:13:57
        Teenagers can be pretty oily. That's why Madison by NOLAWitch2004-12-06 14:27:54
      Yes, we do: ha ha ha! by tigermouse2004-12-06 14:28:23
  I'm speechless. Absolutely speechless. by lucidpsyche2004-12-06 14:16:53
  What a nut. by skippy-ish_guy2004-12-06 14:18:44
  So, what exactly does the SUV have to do with it? by JustnCase2004-12-06 14:54:13
    <SquarePegs>It's a totally different head, man. by NOLAWitch2004-12-06 14:55:49
  Hooo-wee, first time all day I've had a chance to by dire_lobo2004-12-06 16:31:06
  What cracks me up here, is the disconnect... by leistico2004-12-06 17:25:21
  I'm siding with ELP on this one. by kahuana2004-12-06 18:06:03
    I've bounced golf balls. by McGowan2004-12-06 18:34:45
    They weren't intentionally hitting cars. by shorty822004-12-06 19:12:08
  I was just about to post this story (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-06 18:14:34

 

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