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People who drive slow in the fast lane by SnArL2004-10-22 08:55:58
  Willfully Ignorant! by WakkoWarner 2004-10-22 11:31:51
Your decision to go that fast on a road most likely rated for 65-75mph will eventually lead to you being scraped off the road. As a member of the local fire department in my city, let me tell you that we don't enjoy doing such things, especially when caused by such blatant stupidity.

More importantly, and MUCH more seriously, we don't enjoy extricating the 2 survivors (usually the children sitting in the middle seats) of a van carrying the family of 5 that you just left without parents and siblings.

Imagine the pain and suffering that will be caused by your deliberate disregard for human life and inept perception that you can control a vehicle at that speed.

If you miraculously survive the wreck when it happens, you get to spend the rest of your life in prison for ending the lives of helpless victims. This will give you plenty of time to ponder how incredibly foolish you were.

Obviously it is pretty easy to prevent that from happening, slow down, and for all of our sakes take a defensive driving course (the catch here is you may have to pay attention and learn something from it).
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