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dodrian's Friday Joke Thread! by dodrian2004-10-22 00:05:44
  That's a good one... by moongoddess 2004-10-22 00:18:01
Heres another Holmes and Watson joke: Holmes and Watson were hiking through the woods, when suddenly Dr. Watson let out a yelp. "What's the matter man?" said Holmes. "Something bit me on the behind, old chap." replied the good Doctor. Holms examined the wound and walked around to face his companion "Watson old man, I have examined the evidence and have deduced that you were bitten on your posterior by some sort of viper. Furthermore it appears that if someone doesn't suck the venom out of your buttocks, you will die a painful death." Watson looked panic stricken and said "Well, what's going to happen Holmes?" Holmes lit his pipe and said "You're going to die Watson" <rimshot> Moongoddess God bless Dave Allen
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    Dave Allen? by diGriz2004-10-22 00:30:18
      I can't find much information about him by moongoddess2004-10-22 00:36:10
        With God? by diGriz2004-10-22 00:47:39
          IIRC Go with God was his sign off... by moongoddess2004-10-22 00:56:45
            Wasn't it by Listicath2004-10-22 02:32:45
    That one reminds me.... by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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