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Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Trinity_Quasar 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning Ufies

*refills BAS machine and changes filter*
Mmm... who wants some of dabs Clear Chinese Soup?

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

-------------------------

Today's Specials Board!

Soup of the day:
Chinese Clear Soup

Fresh Seafood Catch:
Norwegian Fish Pudding drizzled with melted butter

Australian Animal of the day:
Possum Stew

Vegetarian Meal of the day:
Spinich and Riccota Canneloni

Pasta of the Day:
Spaghetti Bolognaisse topped with Parmesan Cheese

Cake of the Day:
Pavlova topped with whipped cream and assorted fruits

Wishes for the Specials Board

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// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

[ Reply ]
  G'morning! by treehugger2004-10-21 01:28:08
    Mornin' by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:30:20
      Oh I'm sorry! by treehugger2004-10-21 01:41:08
        It's not a problem. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:43:48
          Aww, Poor tired bartender. by treehugger2004-10-21 01:47:16
            Thanks, by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:49:25
              leads to an overactive poinging type behavior by treehugger2004-10-21 02:04:37
  Morning! by Didactylos2004-10-21 01:32:45
    Agreed. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:34:13
  Goood morning! by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 01:35:04
    {{{roger G. rapid}}} by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:40:24
      *tastes* by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 01:53:38
  Morning! by syren2004-10-21 01:41:03
    *poings Quad* by treehugger2004-10-21 01:41:51
      <quake3voice>quad poing!</quake3voice> by ParityBit2004-10-21 01:47:33
        *poings ParityBit* by treehugger2004-10-21 01:53:23
          o_0 by ParityBit2004-10-21 01:58:53
            *poings onto table, sips esspresso* by treehugger2004-10-21 02:00:32
              head cannot hurt anymore.... by ParityBit2004-10-21 02:24:47
      *poings* by syren2004-10-21 01:48:59
        *Poing, Poing* by treehugger2004-10-21 01:54:11
          Very well today, ta! by syren2004-10-21 01:56:16
            I appear to be chirpy, (witness poinging) by treehugger2004-10-21 01:58:56
              Good good :) by syren2004-10-21 02:17:34
                Eating healthy is a lifelong thing by treehugger2004-10-21 02:23:23
                  *Continues poinging* by syren2004-10-21 02:28:44
  Good morning by chaotic2004-10-21 01:43:46
    Rain is fun. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:48:22
      Rain is no fun by chaotic2004-10-21 01:52:33
        Hehe. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:55:34
          It doesn't count in a car by treehugger2004-10-21 02:02:24
      Rain is fun! by treehugger2004-10-21 01:57:23
        could be fun by chaotic2004-10-21 01:59:41
      he he ..... by ParityBit2004-10-21 02:01:36
      Strange, here it's all sunny. Come get some sun... by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        thanks for the sun :-) by chaotic2004-10-21 02:08:30
          Hey, don't! *climbs Telespargel* (Berlin TV tower) by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 02:16:58
            stay calm and come down the telespargel by chaotic2004-10-21 02:26:01
              *climbs down* by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 02:49:54
                don't know by chaotic2004-10-21 03:25:55
                  I guess I figured it out. :) by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 03:59:37
                    Good luck with the weather by chaotic2004-10-21 04:11:14
                      So they went out bunburying and returned, cause by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 05:23:47
                        my time slot is Nov 17-26 by chaotic2004-10-21 06:19:47
                          OK, let's take Nov 22-26 into closer consideration by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Re: Mature by ideur2004-10-21 02:37:17
  good morning by ParityBit2004-10-21 01:49:14
    {{{ParityBit}}} by Trinity_Quasar2006-11-19 12:55:59
      \^.^/ sugar rush! by ParityBit2004-10-21 01:55:27
        *helps ParityBit fend off the incoming sugar army* (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-21 02:03:32
        sugar? ooooh shiney! by treehugger2004-10-21 02:05:22
          pokes treehugger with a sugar cane by ParityBit2004-10-21 02:28:47
            *bites a chunk off* by treehugger2004-10-21 02:32:46
  Good Morning Ufiverse!!! :) by Electric Storm2004-10-21 01:51:20
    {{{Electric_Storm}}} by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-21 01:54:07
      TY by Electric Storm2004-10-21 01:57:11
  *sniffle* by chrisP2004-10-21 04:43:54
    I already AM infected. by krikkert2004-10-21 04:52:36
      Thanks :) by chrisP2004-10-21 04:59:15
        No problem. by krikkert2004-10-21 05:00:37
          Yes, we have to :) by chrisP2004-10-21 05:14:43
            I hear ya! by krikkert2004-10-21 05:15:51
              *snuggles up in blanket* by chrisP2004-10-21 05:32:25
                *Strokes chrisP on forehead* by treehugger2004-10-21 05:43:59
                  Uhm .. err ... what? by chrisP2004-10-21 06:13:48
  Lunch time :) by chaotic2004-10-21 04:51:42
    Wants pizza by Cokish2004-10-21 04:56:31
      *hands over king-size pizza with Coke* by krikkert2004-10-21 04:59:21
        *yummmmmmmmmm* by Cokish2004-10-21 06:15:46
    *serves soup and pasta* by krikkert2004-10-21 04:58:53
      Hi krikkert, how are you feeling today? by chaotic2004-10-21 06:40:10
    I've got a fries urge by treehugger2004-10-21 05:01:08
      *serves fries* by krikkert2004-10-21 05:10:46
        French! I don't need no freedom by treehugger2004-10-21 05:29:24
          want some sauce with that? by dab2004-10-21 05:33:38
            Got any mayonnaise? by treehugger2004-10-21 05:42:00
              *checks in the kitchen* by dab2004-10-21 05:43:40
                *dips fries into mayo* by treehugger2004-10-21 05:47:36
        Neither/nor, originate from Belgium. I believe. by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 05:32:13
  Thank you for posting specials board TQ by dab2004-10-21 05:02:33
  Good day by noos2004-10-21 08:05:11
    *brings the thermos mug full of BAS* by chaotic2004-10-21 12:30:48
      Thanks by noos2004-10-21 14:34:37

 

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