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Can I please hunt down and kill by Dad2TZK2004-09-24 13:22:01
  No, not the inventor of voice mail. by hadji2004-09-24 13:26:57
    Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE by Scirocco 2004-09-24 13:31:12
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press one

For termination by overdose - press two

If you would like to make a reservation at the end of our drowning pool - please press three

For termination by hanging - please press four

For death by self inflicting gunshot - press five

To speak to a representative, stay online

If you do not wish to die - please hang up now.

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      Knew exactly what it was before I saw the body by phezult2004-09-24 15:56:55
      I have to thank you for posting this... by Sim2004-09-24 20:42:33

 

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