|
|
Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index
| Virus Alerts -From the Inbox (oldie but still...) |
by evilsysadmin |
2004-08-30 14:21:02 |
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee
> > >have solutions as yet!!!
> > >
> > > The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
> > >viruses of mass destruction.
> > >
> > > The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO
> > >memory.
> > >
> > > The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
> > >and re-counting.
> > >
> > > The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's
> > >stored memory.
> > >
> > > The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
> > >an old floppy.
> > >
> > > The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
> > >then e-mails everyone about what it did.
> > >
> > > The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves,
> > >but will be back.
> > >
> > > The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
> > >
> > > The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100
> > >GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
> > >
> > > The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
> > >
> > > The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your
> > >processor doesn't care.
> > >
> > > The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
> > >
> > > The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
> > >inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
|
|
[ Reply ] |
|
LOL! | by Naruki | 2004-08-30 14:28:39 |
|
=|:o) | by skippy-ish_guy | 2004-08-30 14:36:48 |
|
|
[Todays Cartoon Discussion]
[News Index]
|
|
