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*NERF WAR* by AndyA 2004-07-14 16:19:30
<Pumps up power clip and hides behind cube wall>

Yes it is a slow day in the office.
[ Reply ]
  *loads longbow* by elehack2004-07-14 16:27:01
    Bow and arrows? by AndyA2004-07-14 16:47:04
      yeah... by elehack2004-07-14 16:51:22
        Ohhh. Pretty colours. by AndyA2004-07-14 16:56:17
  j.b sneaks in a super soaker... by j.butterfly2004-07-14 16:34:47
    Forget the Super Soaker! by shorty822004-07-14 16:35:46
      i know the plants are slightly parched by elehack2004-07-14 16:38:36
        You are no fun! :( by shorty822004-07-14 16:42:38
          Oh, in that case... by elehack2004-07-14 16:43:21
            Good idea! by shorty822004-07-14 16:45:15
              Forgot about that... by elehack2004-07-14 16:47:24
    AndyA acts in typically english fashion. by AndyA2004-07-14 16:44:53
      :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-14 16:46:13
      An umbrella is no match for a firehose! by shorty822004-07-14 16:47:21
        *turns off water at the main* by AndyA2004-07-14 16:51:08
          OH CARP!!!! by shorty822004-07-14 16:57:44
            *launches air* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:59:10
    *locates hills on GPS* by freon2004-07-14 16:58:45
      j.b dodges the air attack... by j.butterfly2004-07-14 17:13:29
        *makes like the US and bombs all the hills* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 17:16:16
          Geesh! Someone needs Anger Management classes! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-14 17:44:35
            Hey, I'm an American... by freon2004-07-14 17:52:56
              I'm an American too... by j.butterfly2004-07-14 18:27:25
  *grabs airzooka* Who wants some? *evil grin* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:38:41
    *fires arrow* by elehack2004-07-14 16:40:22
      That's OK. *launches ball of air at elehack* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:42:55
        Hey. You knocked over my potted tree. by elehack2004-07-14 16:44:49
          *launches more air* by freon2004-07-14 16:46:52
            *redirects A/C vent to point at freon* (n/t) by AndyA2004-07-14 16:48:07
              *Pulls main A/C breaker* (n/t) by shorty822004-07-14 16:50:09
              Blast! *grabs EMP generator* by freon2004-07-14 16:50:18
                *puts some pins on front of nerf arrows* by AndyA2004-07-14 16:53:52
                  *takes cover* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:55:30
            owie... by elehack2004-07-14 16:49:07
              *launches air at darts* *darts fall* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:51:46
          *Aims firehose at printer.* by shorty822004-07-14 16:49:30
            *runs* by elehack2004-07-14 16:52:06
  Eeee! -ducks under desk- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 16:52:37
    *launches air at lucidpsyche* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:53:35
      Eek! by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 16:56:25
        *runs like mad* (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 16:57:10
          -waves- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:09:40
    *Sticks nozzle of firehouse under desk* by shorty822004-07-14 16:55:35
      -sneezes again- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 16:58:11
        It's not that you get wet, it's the pressure! by shorty822004-07-14 17:01:23
          But, but, but... by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:02:42
            *Digs around under desk.* by AndyA2004-07-14 17:05:28
            OK! OK! by shorty822004-07-14 17:08:37
              -waves sadly- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:10:39
  *walks in with pizza* by elehack2004-07-14 17:01:31
    No! The pizza is sacred! (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 17:03:27
    -eats three slices of pizza- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:03:28
      There's plenty more by elehack2004-07-14 17:05:02
        Do you have the _off_ trigger for that? by williamashbless2004-07-14 17:06:27
          not yet... by elehack2004-07-14 17:07:15
          -eats more pizza- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:08:57
        *eats rest of pizza* by AndyA2004-07-14 17:07:17
          *ducks pizza neo-style* by elehack2004-07-14 17:09:26
            -sneezes on chimpanzees- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:11:14
              *gets out bananna* by elehack2004-07-14 17:13:40
                -crawls to underneath another desk- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:15:33
                  *sends more pizza lucidpsyche's way* (n/t) by elehack2004-07-14 17:17:49
                    -eats more- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:20:50
                  Don't you mean tornado drills? by shorty822004-07-14 17:25:36
                    Haha, goes to show you how sick I am. by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:26:52
                      Earthquakes?!?! by shorty822004-07-14 17:31:27
                        -grins- by lucidpsyche2004-07-14 17:36:56
        *eats much pizza* by freon2004-07-14 17:09:25
  * enters office* by keszpo2004-07-14 17:10:47
    *places slice of pizza in path of cart* by elehack2004-07-14 17:15:15
      *rolls out of cart* by keszpo2004-07-14 17:17:26
        *lobs stream of arrows at keszpo* by elehack2004-07-14 17:18:40
          I am not a chimp! (n/t) by freon2004-07-14 17:19:53
        *stands in doorway* You shall not pass! by freon2004-07-14 17:19:32
          ouch... by keszpo2004-07-14 17:20:37
            *starts running after* by freon2004-07-14 17:24:42
      I think I might've placed a mine near... by freon2004-07-14 17:17:39
        wow, that was close by keszpo2004-07-14 17:19:10

 

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