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Email exchange that made my day. by Illiad 2004-07-12 11:25:18

First, the reader writes:
you should put a zip file of all your cartoons to download for people so we don,t have to page through them online. and stop with those "30 sec support uf" cartoons I have had enough of them.

To which I reply:
If I put up a zip file, who's going to pay for my bandwidth charges? I get the impression you aren't going to, since you've "had enough" of the nag strips.

To which [s]he replies:
I am tired of viewing onlie I want them on my machine.

To which I reply:
Will you pay for the bandwidth and operational charges for the download?

To which [s]he replies:
This is [expletive] why do I have to pay. if you don,t make the file I will stop reading your cartoon.

To which I reply:
Promise?

To which [s]he replies:
[expletive] you you [expletive]!!!!!

To which I reply:
Dear Mr. Diddums,
Did you get a boo-boo?

There has been no further reply, and I rather doubt any others are forthcoming.

[ Reply ]
  That person has no goals in life. by nin_man2004-07-12 11:27:00
  Dang... I'd have bitten his head off. by McNutcase2004-07-12 11:27:25
  LOL! Good one! by shorty822004-07-12 11:28:11
    <grumble>No I DON'T</grumble> (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-07-12 13:59:07
  Awesome. :-D (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-12 11:28:34
  Hey Illiad by imrambi2004-07-12 11:31:34
  Bwahaha! by Frogboy2004-07-12 11:34:10
  Why do you have to show by demonhedge2004-07-12 11:39:45
    Oh how I doubt that it's you.... (n/t) by Myke2004-07-12 11:42:25
    You wanted his personal property to be made by Naruki2004-07-12 12:32:43
      Heh. Nice. (n/t) by Myke2004-07-12 12:43:05
  haaaaahahahahaha!!! by scragman2004-07-12 11:52:05
  Maybe you should have explained more clearly by Michiel2004-07-12 12:01:24
    I did consider it... by Illiad2004-07-12 12:05:34
  I would have volunteered to make a special by toxin2004-07-12 12:05:07
    heck, "World Overlord Special" by Nightwind2004-07-12 18:00:02
  While you're at it by SnArL2004-07-12 12:27:37
  I'm surprised you didn't recognize by thewrongcrowd2004-07-12 14:00:07
  BTW, more or less on-topic: by Winsmith2004-07-12 14:15:21
    On this note: by sofaspud2004-07-12 14:59:33
  Illiad, Illiad, Illiad, you evel b7... by Nightwind2004-07-12 17:56:31
  What an absolute blaring idiot. by themadkansan2004-07-12 23:20:23

 

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