Why should you help UF?
- Because you'll get a 21-gum salute at the seniors home.
- Because Bill Gates is watching for the next good buy, and would swoop in
at the last minute.
- Because deep under the Userfriendly offices lies a great dark secret god,
ready to burst forth if the building is torn down.
- Because otherwise I'll have to do my Mae West impression.
- ....
Think about it, do as your convictions see fit. That's all any of us can
do. This message is going to appear a few seconds before the QOTD does for
the next while (my choice, not Illiad's). Sorry folks, it really is
important.
Thanks,
Kickstart
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