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Warehouse 23 have done a Bad Thing. by McNutcase2004-06-07 01:47:45
  You open one of the 1000 boxes on this floor: by polveroj 2004-06-07 16:09:07
A litter of cute and cuddly 3-week-old kittens, of assorted colors, in an asbestos-lined box. They are normal cats except for the pyrokinesis. (power 10, skill 6, uncontrollable, untrainable.)

Twenty-four small stuffed pink bunnies. They look extremely cute. They have very large blue eyes. Their ears seem quite small. They all have small-caliber bullet holes in their foreheads.

A globe, with the country of Norway mysteriously gone. Fjord.
[Kenya is still there, I think.]

A thin ring made of ruddy gold. Inside are letters in an ancient script which, if deciphered, will read "Factory Second." It is, in fact, the Other True Ring [to rule them all]. Its wearer will feel no effect other than a vague sense that exciting things are happening somewhere else, to other people.
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