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Warehouse 23 have done a Bad Thing.	by McNutcase	2004-06-07 01:47:45
You open one of the 1002 boxes on this floor...	by mwq	2004-06-07 07:08:44
More...	by mwq	2004-06-07 07:45:28
You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A much larger box. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A complete, accurate, and straightforward catalog of the Warehouse's contents. Also five hundred and twenty two false catalogs of the Warehouse's contents. They all claim to be true. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... Undeniable proof that aliens in UFOs are not visiting our planet to abduct people, that Elvis died of a drug overdose, that Lee Harvey Oswald was the only shooter at the Kennedy assassination, that Bigfoot is a hoax, that there was no Philadelphia experiment, that there are no Illuminati, and that Ronald Reagan was not a malfunctioning android from the future. A post-it note stuck to the top says, "We cannot let this information get out." You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A pistol loaded with a partially-empty clip. A round fired from this pistol will zig-zag back and forth through the target several times without losing velocity. The target will apparently have been hit nearly simultaneously with multiple bullets fired from different directions. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A red box with a black button. Pressing it causes something nice to happen to someone you DO know. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... An object with the words "TEST STANDARD" engraved on it. When tested with any measuring device (e.g., a scale, a ruler, a voltmeter, or a Geiger counter), it registers as exactly 1.0 of whatever unit the device measures. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A silver roller-ball pen with red ink. The pen will write both underwater and upside down and is quite durable. If the word "Kaboom" is written on a sheet of paper, five minutes later the paper will explode with the force of twelve sticks of TNT. You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find... A bottle marked "diet pills." Anyone taking one will be elated to find it has only 1/16th the calories of a normal pill.
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The Clothes Hanger of Turin.	by mwq	2004-06-07 13:23:05
A flat metal disc the size of a silver dollar.	by mwq	2004-06-07 19:53:18

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