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I need some really bad jokes by dodrian2004-05-19 04:07:43
  WHY by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 04:42:15
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:56:34
      What do you call a cow with no legs? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:56:51
        What do you call a woman... by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:57:31
          What do you call her in Japan? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:57:46
            How do you catch a bear? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:59:54
              How do you catch a polar bear? by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:00:29
                Why do female elephants paint their toenails red? by rorajoey 2004-05-19 16:02:58
So they can hide in cherry trees. (Never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works pretty well, right?)

Why do male elephants paint their t*st*cl*s red? So they can hide in apple trees. (Same principle as the above.)
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                  What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:07:43
                    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:08:00
                      How did Tarzan die? by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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