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I need some really bad jokes	by dodrian	2004-05-19 04:07:43
How do you kill an elephant?	by funtime	2004-05-19 07:38:21
More elephants	by dickh	2004-05-19 07:54:21
What's grey and comes in quarts? Male elephants. How do you know if an elephant is sitting behnid you in the movies? By the smell of peanuts on his breath. How do you get four elephants in a Volkwagen Beetle? Two in the front and two in the back. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp our forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks.
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