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I need some really bad jokes	by dodrian	2004-05-19 04:07:43
How do you kill an elephant?	by funtime	2004-05-19 07:38:21
With an elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? (No, it's not with a blue elephant gun.) You hold it's trunk till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a Rainbow elephant? Put it in the tub and let it bleed. What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside? An elephant in a baggie. What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside? C_______'s cream of elephant soup. What's a 8 letter word that starts with a spark? oilfield (sparkplug is 9 letters) What's a 10 letter word that has gas in it? automobile What starts with F and ends with 'uck'? Firetruck of course! (What were you thinking?!?)
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More elephants	by dickh	2004-05-19 07:54:21

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