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I need some really bad jokes	by dodrian	2004-05-19 04:07:43
I just have to respond to this.	by Voltigeur	2004-05-19 05:48:54
What's green and pear-shaped? - a pear. What's yellow and smells of bananas? an Banana? no, monkey puke. What's green and turns red instantly? A frog in a blender. What's green, got six legs and if it fell out of a tree onto you it'd kill you? A snooker table. What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. What's pink and hard? The financial times crossword. What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out grandads underpants? Grandma. What do you call 3 lepers in a bath? Porridge. What goes ninety-nine klonk? A centipede with a wooden leg. What's got two handles and flys? A dustbin. What do you call a blind antelope? No idea. What do you call a blind antelope with no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the sea? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea? Clever dick. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What do you call a womman who sets fire to her telephone bill? Burnadette.
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