| "The pack of toy poodles runs down its prey. The hampster puts up a valiant fight, killing one poodle and maiming another, before the weight of the pack pulls him down... ;-)"
*quiet tv voice*
We're here in the wilds of downtown Portland, where a territorial battle is building between the Willammette Valley llama pack which recently moved in, and the dominant toy poodle pack which has been settled in after several bloody years eliminating the competing herd of stray cats; a battle which was only won after it was discovered that the cats wouldn't travel in a herd, after all. Our biggest concern now is the schools of killer goldfish which now reside in the river. Any llama unlucky enough to be tumbled down the grassy slope of Riverfront Park and into the river wouldn't stand a chance. These ravenous golden killers can strip a hamster in under a day. |
